People stand in line here for three hours, I thought that sounded like cuckoo talk. Then I had the brisket. I’m drooling all over my beard just thinking about it.
Order the Red Headed stranger Bloody Mary to drink. And the Jackalope dog to eat. Order a wheelbarrow to carry you to your hotel after.
Here you can cross ‘eat a donut the size of your head’ off your bucket list. Scarf down the Fat Elvis, it has peanut butter and bacon on it, mmmmmm...
They have scrumptious BBQ every day (even Monday) and pancakes on Sunday. Tell them the Roaming Gnome sent you and that he misses their spare ribs dearly.
Get the B.A.T (Big Azz Taco) but be careful the beans have a tendency to get stuck in your beard whiskers.
I swear on my hat these are the yummiest breakfast tacos in Austin. They even help your noggin recover from the night before. (not that it was doing anything bad right? RIGHT??)
STEP 1: order the fried avocado taco. STEP 2: put it in your mouth. STEP 3: repeat.
John Mueller is a legend. But his brisket is the famous bit. If you don't want to do the line at Franklin's this is where you need to stuff your gob instead.
If you have to get your gourmet omnomnom on, saddle up here for the pork belly banh mi and braised short ribs. Send your thank you's care of "Roaming Gnome."
