Zachary

"Get to know Jim. He works nights and is usually at the front desk. He'll get things done for you."

"Bring a nose plug. It smells like sewage outside. But this station is less trashy than the one south of the expressway."

"Bring a camera. If you get here at the right time and you'll be able to catch trashy people fighting."

"The action is on Clark street. Start at Foster and head up to Bryn Mawr. Come during the day to experience the great shops, but don't forget the great (non-douchy) night life!"

"Formal wear is required. You may be ostracized for discussing NBC's Revenge. Secure a spot in front of the aircon during Summer."

"Practice shuffleboard using super-fast sand before arriving."