Yapple Yogurt

Maybe you’ve never heard of the flavor taro. That’s because it hails from the earth’s tropics, which is pretty far away from wherever you are, unless you are reading this from the tropics. In which case, can we drop by? We could use a tan.

Sometimes it’s good to stick with the classics, like good old-fashioned vanilla. Pair it with chocolate. Pair it with strawberry. Pair it with breezy linen slacks on a warm summer day.

Cheesecake is one of our more popular flavors. Which makes sense, since it’s very handsome and also good at sports.

Blood orange. Sounds dangerous. Tastes tasty. An interesting combination in and of itself, you should see what happens when blood orange joins forces with vanilla.

Some people say apples turn green because they are jealous. None of those people have any business working in food science.

A cup of caribbean colada yogurt in one hand and an inflatable beach ball in the other. Does it get any better? No, at least not until they start making inflatable yogurt.

Some people consider blueberries to be a “super food.” meaning that if you cover our blueberry yogurt with a heap of fresh blueberries, you’ll be on the road to super. Also, you’ll have a blue mouth, and that’s just hilarious.

Cookies and cream is but one of many flavors competing for the opportunity to make your cup it’s destiny. Will it win the prize? Only one way to find out. (By coming in and selecting it. )

Pair our peanut butter yogurt with strawberry for straight-from-the-lunch box pb and j flavor. Except without all that annoying crust.

Caramel pretzel yogurt. Impossible, you say? Not when you have magic on your side. (And by magic we mean “good ingredients.”)

Birthday cake yogurt is under the impression that every day is your birthday, and is celebrating by being delicious every day. Also, party hats. So many party hats. We’re really tired of cleaning up after all these party hats.

The only difference between our candy cane yogurt and an actual candy cane is that only one of them makes a good tree decoration.

In order to retain authenticity, we’re serving our egg nog yogurt out of a giant decorative bowl next to the fireplace. Just kidding, it’s served from a handle. (But it’s our most festive handle. )

We’ve carefully hidden our malted candy easter egg flavor among ten other flavors. Can you find it? Hint: the words “malted candy easter egg” are written above it.

We were thinking about calling pumpkin pie yogurt “jack-o-lantern yogurt” but we were having trouble carving spooky faces into the yogurt.

Have you ever wondered about the difference between a sorbet and a sherbet? So have we. What’s not a mystery is how awesome our mango sorbet is.

Daiquiri ice‏ sorbet is best enjoyed lounging poolside, but the logistics of constructing a pool in the middle of a frozen yogurt venue were a bit dicey.

Did you know the mango is related to the pistachio? They don’t get along at all, though, so you’ll never find a pistachio drinking our mango bubble tea.

Honeydews are packed full of vitamin c. it’s also packed full of vitamin y, for “yum,” although we think that honeydew might be making that up, as there is no such thing as vitamin y.

The average strawberry has over 200 seeds. The average bubble tea has considerably less than 200 tapioca bubbles. Coincidence? Probably.

The lychee is a sweet, juicy fruit with origins dating back to 2000 BC. In other words, it knows what it’s doing (which is usually just hanging out and being delicious) .

Blueberries and tapioca bubbles look kind of similar, so it’s only natural that they’d taste great together in bubble tea

A green apple bubble tea a day keeps the doctor away! Especially if you are suffering from green apple bubble tea deficiency.

Chocolate bubble tea is kind of like taking chocolate milk to the next level. And then adding some tea and tapioca.

Three ways to enjoy your coffee-flavored bubble tea! (Although we wouldn’t recommend trying them all at once, unless you want to be extremely awake. )

Enjoy the deliciousness of coconut without the pain of having to smash it repeatedly with a hammer to open the darn thing. Seriously, coconuts. Why are you so difficult?

You can’t go wrong with a strawberry smoothie. Unless you pour it over your head. In which case, you’d be going very wrong.

Have you ever noticed how a pineapple and a pine cone kind of look alike? And that the similarities end there? For instance, we will never make you a pine cone smoothie.

One of our more popular offerings, the strawberry-banana smoothie is sometimes referred to as “strawnana” by the tabloids.

Green tea flavored with apples.

Earl Grey is a robust loose-leaf tea that is often served with milk, because earl Grey and milk are bffs.