Valerie Pressley

"Sliders were really good and I had a frozen strawberry lemonade, which satisfied my urge for a stupid, fruity drink!"

"Ride in the back and make sure your seat belt is securely fastened!!! You'll catch air beyond your wildest imagination. If you dare, wave your hands in the air! There's a reason this coaster is #1!"

"You KNOW I'll be on El Toro, Kingda Ka, and Nitro!!!"

"Order the chicken and avocado sandwich. Yum!"

"Watch out for crazy homeless people who come in occasionally and start trouble! I witnessed an ugly scene in an otherwise tranquil environment!"

"Pay cash. Cheaper than credit card!"