danyelllll😘

"want to jizz in your pants? try anything on the menu. make sure to bring an extra pair of undies. shrimppp sauccceee onnn my faccccceee"

"go bother manny in the deli :)"

"if you sit on a waiters face you get free margs.. im dizzzownn"

"da hookas be smooth but the liquor be smootha! hooka flavas be thicka then a snicka and me hungey for nougat."

"are experts at waxing the unibrow region.. stubborn upper lip hairs? no prob the taj got yo back, literally the wax hairy backs too... praise allah"

"worst place on earth, from the shit in the toilet from previous guests to the throw up in the trashcan this place screams motel.. resort my mothafuckin assssss"