@Bris4sq

"Behind a filing cabinet is a little door that leads down a dark tunnel and then suddenly you're inside the mind of John Malkovich. Watch out, you end up in a ditch by the side of the motorway."

"Search the ice cream fridge until you find what looks like a frozen water balloon filled with chocolate milk. On the wrapper is a picture of a turtle and an egg. Strange but tasty."

"Look behind you - Brother Espresso is right across the street."