Pumkin Escobar

"I'm always on the lookout for juice on sale, Ocean Spray beverages in particular. Oh, and Gatorade always seems to be on sale in some capacity, which is good, y'know, for those #specialmornings..."

"Everyone here does not have bedbugs. Don't believe the hype. I have friends in this complex and am no friend of management. I see them often and have never been bitten."

"It wasn't bad? Actually, I just need the juice for my phone from the damn outlet!!!"

"Harlem is beautiful; and has been for as long as I can remember. If you plan to eat, stick to locally owned restaurants; keep the local economy vibrant! Sorry Applebee's!"

"When buying chicken from any supermarket, poke a hole into the package and smell it yourself. If it's good you buy, if not you alert a store employee. Everybody happy. Boom. Done."

"Best selection of beer in all of Manhattan. You could literally try a new beer a day for almost a year, if not longer. They had me at hello..."