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"Have you been to Benedict's? The omelettes are so big I had to donated half of it to the giving tree..."

"Took Ellen's advice and ordered the Stake sub found it a little to woody for my tastes. Next time I would try the Steak one instead..."

"Speaking from experience they frown upon you pulling your taffy while watching them pull theirs..."

"It's best to arrive bearing gifts for the Head of Household, I hear he likes fine cigars and jewels."

"No one thinks it's funny when you stall in the middle. Try to avoid this, unless you are having a bad day and you want to share it."

"Easily some of the best priced Stogies this side of the equator."