Tim D.

"The service is to die for."

"Apparently it's frowned upon if you ask an employee to model the thongs. Who knew?"

"Talk loud. The idiots can't hear you say 'meal' when you order and it's quiet inside. Fucking ridiculous."

"Some employees have no regard to anyone else when they're driving. Almost got hit by one because she was running late."

"If you come here and don't have to wait, play the lottery immediately."

"Nobody beats their meat!"