Russ Adams

"Free wifi = total crock. Staff don't know, wrong router name, service won't log in. Why advertise this?"

"Terrible. Won't be back. 2/2 incorrect orders, crap service."

"Untrue! There are two fast ferry companies. The one that operates on weekends leaves from the Hotel Jetty."

"Absolutely fantastic. No matter what your friends tell you, don't have a starter if you're having the 1kg pork knuckle."

"You gotta see the show mate. Chelsea Brown mate. You gotta, you gotta see the show."

"Don't do the karaoke. They care more about packing up the tables than looking after their customers once you've paid your bill. Ask for help and get waved away. Service is atrocious."