Num63r S1x

"Check out the obelisk at the north/east end of the bridge! This continually operating stone railway bridge was opened July 4, 1835 and named for one of the founders of the B&O railroad."

"Update: liquor store across the parking lot has cheap beer... BYO!"

"Do not believe the lies of scurvy dog Shelly Work... Aye, mayor she may be, but Cap'n am I an' we're headin' back to B'more...soon as I figure out how to turn 'Er 'round!"

"Watch out for the one with mangy back-dreads... She's not all there and should possibly be caged."

"A place called "Sudsville" really should serve beer while you tumble your unmentionables."

"Watching pink panties go round and round for hours will stunt your growth!"