Soapy DUX

"Nothing. Slowest McDonald’s in the world."

"Food arrived in 5 minutes which was suspicious. I swear the pizza was from a packet. Tasted bland and not at all restaurant quality"

"Room hotter than the sun with no air con. Wi-fi is dial up. TV direct from the 50’s. No fridge. As basic as you get really."

"A billion degrees like sleeping in a sauna. Would look at alternate accommodation but Wi-fi so slow I can only stare at a blank page"

"No comprehension of stock control. Never have anything in stock."

"Staff were pleasant but service was slow even though not many people in. Was due to the staff spending more time checking their phones than making my order. Small issue but irritating all the same."