"Don't lose anything here. Bastards will promise to return it, but never do!"
Hotel
· Northbridge, Austrália
7.4"Sniffer dogs, but I'm pretty sure they're for explosives rather than drugs. Correct me if I'm wrong, and while you're at it, hold my baggy?"
Terminal
· Mascot, Austrália
"Most of the beautiful people have peak hour gym memberships (open til 4pm weekdays). Except me. Gentlemen, start your engines!"
Academia e Sala
· Carlton, Austrália
7.6"I'm in your Qantas lounge, taking your fruits and exporting them east without realizing. WHUT YOU GUN DO??"
Terminal
· Perth, Austrália
"They have showers. Just whats needed before a long flight east. Mmmmm!"
Lounge
· Perth, Austrália
5.5"The food is very filling!"
Restaurante Vegano e Vegetariano
· Northbridge, Austrália
7.8