SPWL

"FOUND A WORM IN THE EDAMAME AND THE WAITRESS SAID "it's already pre-packaged, there's nothing I can do about it" AND WALKS OFF!"

"Biggest, fattest sushi I've ever seen in Melbourne!"

"Beware! Items on "special" means it's already expired."

"Chicken gizzard is better than the pork satay!"

"The waiter is retarded, which results in bad service, which results in incompetent restaurant overall. Conclusion? Come here at own stupidity."

"This isn't the US. Whoever created this is stupid."