"The atomic flavor has a tragically unappetizing smell. It's a challenge through and through."
Asinhas
· Dallas, Estados Unidos
6.6"Pretty sure the employees here smoke pot on the job, but they sure do make great smoothies."
Casa de Sucos
· Dallas, Estados Unidos
8.3"The chorizo quesadillas were amazing WHEN THEY STILL SERVED THEM HERE."
Lanchonete Americana
· Dallas, Estados Unidos
8.5"Wildly mild salsa."
Mexicano
· Dallas, Estados Unidos
7.0"The bathroom stalls may appear to be occupied - the doors swing shut automatically. Don't form a line because you failed to check. When you do check, do it by pushing, not by peeking. (I'm an idiot.)"
Mercearia
· Dallas, Estados Unidos
9.0"Want a fast degree with hardly any gen ed? You'll just need a high tolerance for hilariously unqualified instructors, a knack for self-teaching, and about $100,000!"
Faculdade e Educação
· Dallas, Estados Unidos
6.3