Pete Long

"If your hungry don't eat here. Modern day Harvester offers smaller portions for extra dosh. The traditional Harvester down the road offers more for your money. From the managers mouth himself."

"£5 parking all day. Be prepared to queue for a ticket"

"Bring your phrase book. Most of the staff cannot speak English. Ironic considering most of the guests are."

"Having to leave a £50 per room per night deposit for not having a credit card is absurd. Even if you have already paid for the room. Breakfast next door is better."

"If you are in a hurry don't bother. Don't bother at 7am either. They always open late."

"9 out of 10 orders are wrong int the Drive Thru. Leo Getts was right in Lethal Weapon 2"