Pervez Taufiq

"Make sure to download the band Living Syndication's music if you like Tool or A Perfect Circle."

"Have a baby here if you aren't busy, or you're pregnant. It's a good time !"

"Great place to work! The DBA's are incredibly fun!"

"Do some work, or use the gym, or eat some food! It's a great time ."

"Feed the DBA's, they'll give you SQL love"

"Don't pee in the pool, and make sure you hide your beer in plastic cups. Make sure you listen to Living Syndication while tanning or brown people will throw you in.. In particular THIS brown person :)"