Paul Daley

"Nothing, shithole"

"I've listened to Ron Paul's policies and have decided that they are naive and are dangerous for the country"

"Try and stay on the backside of the hotel. The rooms facing out onto Church st can be noisy in the morning due to proximity of bus station"

"Watch out for the Chelsea smile"

"As always, Lynda is behind the times. Codfather has been replaced by Boo Koo BBQ, and is much better. Try the excellent pulled pork Nachos."

"The inauspicious exterior hides a truly excellent restaurant. Would recommend any of the lamb dishes, which are so succulent that they fall away from the bone."