Nicholas da Auditore

"Beware of unattended dog poop and wet areas."

"Much cheaper than Carl's Jr. and is the same size. BK is definitely the best"

"Be careful which lift you use. If you go to the wrong lift, you'll end up in the hotel!"

"Carl Jr. Chicken tenders are the best ever!"

"Look left and right if you want to survive"

"If you want to buy a house here, know that the houses at the corners are twice as big as the other houses"