Chris

"The breakfast menu is long, and everything is good, but stop looking and order Biscuits and Gravy. Best in Utah? No, best. Period. and even if you don't like 'em, try the grits."

"Always make sure to subvert the order. Enter through the exit door, go backward thru the showroom, and linger for hours over lingonberry juice."

"Potato pancakes are delicious."

"For cheap eats, get the appetizer combo at lunch. I recommend pandalus chicken, beef Sarah, and Thai sticks. Veggies are for losers."

"Denny's is cheaper but far inferior."

"If its lunch during the week and you are alone, occupying a table for 4 is an easy way to show the world you are a douche."