Jessica Ellis

"You can get the "build your own" with the marinated chicken breast even though it's not on the menu."

"Closed."

"Avoid the bathrooms."

"Avoid bottled soda. Smells like barbecue. Get fountain."

"Two words: Cheese. Nachos."

"They give you a name when you check out instead of a number. Try asking for a name of the opposite sex and see what they say."