Jeremy Simons

"A nice place as long as you like north face clothing and tousle haired kids called Alfie :-)"

"Food served almost worryingly promptly, and was overdone to the point of appearing to have actually been on fire prior to it being served."

"Warm Halloumi sandwich. Lovely :-)"

"The best chips and curry sauce in Notts, seriously. The Chinese food is awesome too :-)"

"A haircut, at sensible opening times at a bargain price. Winner."

"Dirtiest toilets I've seen in a while. Might be worth trying somewhere else....."