Say hi to the Naked Cowboy. And tell him it’s time to change his underwear. Leia mais.
Check out Lady Liberty! But not for too long, or they’ll think you’re a pervert. Leia mais.
Can’t believe anyone would go to New York and eat at the Olive Garden. Wait… UNLIMITED FREE BREAD STICKS?? I’m there! (See? That’s how they get you!) Leia mais.
Been waiting 30 years to do Letterman and it finally happened! By the way, it’s good luck to rub Paul Shaffer’s head while you’re there. Allegedly. Leia mais.