Michael Stillwell

"Don’t attempt to bring coffee here if you have a passport appointment—the over-enthusiastic security setup will make you ditch it outside!"

"Surprisingly, there are Global Entry terminals here."

"Check out the floor—looks like old wooden floorboards, but it's actually a wood-free material called Millboard. (The staff have samples.)"

"Many cows and cowpats, if you're into that sort of thing. The dirty white one seems to be their leader."

"The pork chop is outstanding. The rest of the experience is pretty standard for a nice hotel restaurant. That pork chop though..."

"They have only one lager on tap, but fortunately it is perfect."