Kate Carpenter

"Avoid the salmon gulash! It is cheap whitefish, not real salmon, and it made everyone in my party extremely sick."

"The staff here will ignore you until you're leaving empty-handed, THEN they'll ask you if you found everything you needed. I needed cusom business cards, but no one at the printing counter would help."

"Cooper's has an excellent variety of produce and the prices are fair, but the onions here are always disgusting! I resent having to make an extra stop just to buy onions that aren't covered in mold."

"The customer service here is awful! I waited 20 minutes to pick up pictures. No one ever came over to help. When I finally left w/o my pictures, every employee I passed told me to "have a nice day"."

"Avoid room 704-2 if you can. The upper bunk is wedged between two walls and there is no way to safely access it. We paid $99/night for one of our party to sleep on the floor."

"El Porton makes the best horchata in the city!"