John Kennelly

"Don't be fooled, the handcrafted pie shake does not exist, despite the fact that it appears on the menu."

"Don't ignore the "authorized personnel only" signs. You will be caught in under 4 minutes."

"Left is better than right on #18 on the old course, as it leaves you a better angle into a green where second shot placement is key."

"Brownies are mediocre. Stick to ice cream and cookies. Also beware: staff wears name tags with names that aren't theirs. I'm looking at you, Brandy."

"The service at this place is arguably the worst of any food establishment on this or any planet. The only reason to go is that it's the only bagel place in the neighborhood. Barfing"

"Love this place. They do a great job and always turn things around quickly"