Felipe Barrientos

"Pretty sure the gas prices here aren't the same every day"

"Unfortunately you cannot order a baker's dozen. Make sure to specific the number 13."

"Protip: if you bring a bag, you will need to check it in. To steal the art you will need a Thomas Crown Affair scheme. Plan accordingly."

"Meet elephants, hippos and other mammals. Thankfully the insect level is low and no mosquito repellent is needed."

"The wait is worth your while as the haunted mansion never goes out of style. Some of it is haunting and daunting. However, some ghosts are friendly and laughs will be plenty."

"Even though they have calzones on the menu, they are famous for their pizza.."