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"If you want a shower, don't drop the soap! I recommend purchasing the soap on a rope in aisle 4."

"Unlike Circle K across the street, they have a great selection of NOS, including my favorite, cherry. Includes friendly cashiers with your purchase!"

"Most disgusting, vile chicken quesadilla I ever had the displeasure of eating. I'm grateful that piece of garbage found the trash before I suffered violent diarrhea on the side of the road."

"Watch out for creepers!"

"I dread this place. Once there was human feces in one of the washers, the machines rarely work, and they steal your quarters. That and you have to be make sure no one steals your clothes."