Mercedes Goulart

"I never trust that I'll get what I ordered from any McDonald's and this location is no exception. My order has been wrong literally every time I've gone there. Why do I even bother?"

"Quote from my boyfriend: "I'm always waiting for someone to throw up on me.""

"$20 for a no-frills pedi, which is what I wanted. All was well and I was completely satisfied until I spotted la cucaracha making its way across the floor as I was waiting for my nails to dry..."

"Hands down the best sandwiches I've ever had. Place your order by phone ahead of time...or wait an hour in line once you get there. And don't forget the garlic sauce."

"If you like strong drinks, The Starting Line, and crazy, senile, screaming Asian neighbors, this is the place for you!"

"The chicken tacos are amazing...and cheap!"