Chris Balfe

"It gets really dark in here, so make sure you're ready."

"Pay your respects to Kevin M. Balfe, who will be buried below the center flame."

"Try the veal."

"Try the pork chops. If there's any left over, they taste great for breakfast the next morning!"

"Do not have lunch at the "Windows Cafe" at Sarasota Memorial. It's only purpose is to drum up business for the medical staff."

"Stop at the Dunkin Donuts across the street...but don't go inside! Use the drive thru and save yourself 20 minutes."