Michael A

"Aww, the cockroaches in the sauna are all grown up and starting families of their own. I remember when they were just wee little tikes."

"Order a fresh banana shake made with mocha almond fudge ice cream. Delicious!"

"Come early for dinner on Saturday night. It's almost empty and the service & food are great. Have the Fricase de Pollo with a nice mojito... You'll have nothing to complain about!"

"Take it to go!!!! The tiny eating area inside is now gone, so you're stuck eating outside with the pigeons, flies, "displaced persons", and Salvation Army bell ringer (it's that time of year)."

"Go at off hours at your own risk. When there's no turnover and the food's been sitting a while it's really gross."

"Here's a tip: Blowing your nose in the gym shower, sans tissue, is just gross."