Jonas

"Worst value ever, friendliest staff ever, etc etc. Apparently there is a cool bar underneath, is that why this place is the #1 restaurant on Bloomberg? I'm so confused."

"Downstairs area is the loudest place on earth. Hell. Good, gym-friendly food though."

"Overpriced, poorly-equipped, ageing Virgin Active that can only afford to charge a hefty premium thanks to its location and proximity to banks. Very nice pool though."

"well-thought out concept ruined by subpar customer base, which is almost exclusively made up of ~international students~ screeching about non-topics. Half of them are obese. The tea itself is good."

"Noisy, different menu than Cay Tre Soho, rude service and full of mediocre people from Essex on their big night out in Shoreditch. I hate everything about this place. Nice food though."