Milan Magudia

"Getting posher"

"Monday to Thursday the nicest local pub, walk to the bar and people waiting will kindly check who’s next. Friday/Saturday it’s so busy you’ll be lucky to elbow your way to the bar"

"Not really worth taking unless you need to go back to a cruise ship or a boat trip around the caldera. Quite expensive as you pay €5 each way"

"Was told after we ordered that the "sandwich, chips & drink" meal deal only applied to certain drinks even though it was very obvious what we doing. Therefore doubling the cost of our meals."

"Unlike the others this place is really rated by Time Out: http://www.timeout.com/london/restaurants/venue/2%3A1648/dosa-n-chutny"

"My girlfriend has a common fear of black toilet seats. I think we could come here more if they changed them to white or wooden."