Pip Lafleur

"Do not look into big scary laser with remaining eye."

"Bring someone to the troll from out of town or a local who has never been. Contemplate how using future-tech (like foursquare) near a troll in Seattle is alarmingly Shadowrun-ish."

"Go people watching in the park. +2 points / stroller +3 points / dog +5 points / hipster or fashion victim + 10 points / mohawk -5 points for mohawk-mistaken-for-a-fohawk etc."

"Go to Machiavelli's on a busy night with someone or people you enjoy talking to. Have at least two drinks in the cramped, tiny, noisy bar before accepting a table."

"Go to the Stumbling Monk. Enjoy an exotic Belgian beer on tap. Appreciate every beer is served in the appropriate glass."

"Go to The Pasta Bar. Have the lasagna or a meatball sandwich. Show the owner Brian your cell phone, and tell him you're there because of foursquare."