Rob Anybody

"The check is delivered to your table on a scallop shell. I challenge you not to think of the three seashells from Demolition Man while paying your bill!"

"The food here is excellent. The Christian rock radio station they have playing? Not so much."

"Try the spiced Manhattan! (Maker's Mark infused with spices, orange, & vanilla bean) It's the perfect fall/winter drink!"

"Been out late? Want something cheap & easy to eat to fend off the morning's hangover? This place beats the Denny's across the way..."

"Outlets are a bit few & far between. If bringing a laptop, make sure you're charged up!"

"Watch out for Fire Man. He's not fond of intruders (i.e. anybody) entering."