Michael Williams

"Worst gay club in Atlantic City: total sausage fest."

"Cashier told me that it is policy not to take items out of baskets for you, since the (thin, plastic, well-secured) handles might drop down and injure their hands. Ridiculous."

"To summarize many similar tips: there is almost no ideal time to come here if you work a 9 to 5 schedule. If you want these pre packaged organic deals, be prepared to battle for them."

"Don't wear perfume. Just, don't. Everyone will hate you."

"Barely greeted by a surly woman who scolded me for having a closed bottle of water. She then ignored us as she hastily wiped a table for us in a barely-filled dining room. Awful hospitality for Maui."

"Fun and friendly atmosphere, very relaxed place to get some slick looks and hot gossip! Everything you need to treat yourself."