Peter Bourgon

"The Pad Kee Mao was expensive and tasted like cooking oil."

"Slow service, burnt coffee, bad eggs (how do you screw up scrambled eggs) and the toast was bread. Just mediocre across the board. Go across the street to Toast, it is excellent."

"Extremely friendly and low-key neighborhood bar, excellent cocktails and strong music program."

"An aging hotel with scammy extra charges (“resort fee”?!) and frustrating, obsequious staff. They protect the rooftop bar like it’s a crown jewel, but it’s full of dull people and dirty glassware."

"Legitimately: the best Italian cold-cuts sandwich I have ever had, and I am a sandwich aficionado. Opt for the spicy sauce."

"What was once a clean, straightforward gym is now full of kitschy bullshit, fake Buddha statues, random leather books, stupid paintings. What the fuck?"