Ritch Ames

"This is the worst KFC I have been in, avoid it. Queues, cold food, soft drinks without the syrup, food all over the floor, overflowing bins."

"Great food and superb portions, Ashi on tap too, can't complain - try the man vs food challenge, and you eat for free"

"Three identical pool tables, £1:20 a game for the outer two, 50p for the middle one. Shush."

"Brands? Need clever stuff? Speak to these guys - ideas that are above and beyond the usual, things that work - clever stuff you've SEEN - and wondered, Who? How?! Wow!?!!"

"Book stuff don't turn up and grin in the knowledge that you are pissing off others that want to do exercise. Sort it out SSP. Three strikes then ban them!!!! Always audit!! So frustrating."

"Rather than parking in the large over flow car park a short distance from the entrance, why not drive around and wait for a spot right near the door to save that big walk before you exercise?"