Scott Hoffman

"I think Heath paints too rosy a picture. It's worse than that. Avoid at all costs."

"The manager here must be great because the service is always amazing. All the servers friendly and accommodating. Top notch! I love coming here when I stay at the Marriott."

"The good news is, if you're convicted, the extraordinary amount of time you have to stand in line to get through the metal detectors is deducted from your sentence."

"Buenos dias, Huevos Rancheros, hasta la vista, hangover!"

"Decent food, but the prices are criminal, given the dining room, and the owner's insistence on piping in soft jazz leads to a dining experience that's like a dental drill to the skull."

"Wow. Best service I've ever had in a hotel restaurant. Kudos to Chris!"