Phillip Ludgate

"Request 2 keys for your room. That way you can leave one in the room which will enable you to charge your electrical equipment."

"Just close your eyes and drive straight"

"Alex makes a mean cappuccino for just £3.50 and the gardens are just to die for."

"Get the Etna enough said!"

"Always bring a pound for the lockers."

"Spend at least 50% of your overall marketing budget and reap the returns"