Jeremy Reed

"The guest parking here just keeps getting worse and worse!"

"They have a pond full of turtles! This place has to be great."

"This little corner collection of stores has gotten so gross. Always some bum outside asking for change because they know people bring cash money to pay for the pizzas. And the parking sucks balls."

"This place can be hit and miss. The price is pretty amazing, but it can be crowded sometimes and you occasionally will get someone who is not very good at giving a massage."

"This place is much better than my old haunt, Alibaba which is next door. For $5 extra bucks ($20 altogether) you get a private room and a really amazing massage. Alibaba sometimes has people who suck."

"Ramzi knows what's he's talking about, but he has ADD so the trick is to get him to focus."