Sam Saunders

"A magnificent busing that showcases the very best of mankind and how far we, as Americans, have come. Breathing its air, you will be compelled to punch it, in delight, and upwards."

"Buy a ticket from any of the hotels in the area and skip all the lines. Awesome."

"Don't pay for their ridiculous Internet when even Holidays Inns give it to you free. Go downstairs into the lobby where it's free instead."

"Dr Chi is the best!"

"Go for a cheeky glass of with Dana: the best EP, and orator, in the biz."

"Don't forget to tickle Lambchop's nether regions on your way in."