"Totally thought this was the red light district. Came for a happy ending but left with a latte and a full battery. 10/10 would fuck around and find out again."
Estação de Recarga de Veículos Elétricos
· Kettleman City, Estados Unidos
8.0"Totally thought this was a car body shop on a drunken night out. Came in to fix my bumper, left with my body rekt. 10/10 would fuck around with bumpers again."
Academia e Sala
· São Francisco, Estados Unidos
8.7"Totally thought this was a massage parlor on a drunken night out. Came in for deep tissue, left with cheesefoam fuckery. 10/10 would fuck around with boba again."
Chá de Bolhas / Suco de Pobá
· São Francisco, Estados Unidos
7.1"Totally thought this was a 7-11 on a drunken night out. Came in for a slushy, left with a belly full of cheese. 10/10 would cum again."
Italiano
· São Francisco, Estados Unidos
8.0"Totally thought this was a driving range on a drunken Saturday night. Came in to hit balls. Came out with popcorn in my butthole. 10/10 would movie again."
Cinema
· São Francisco, Estados Unidos
9.4"Totally thought this was a car dealership on a drunken night out. Came in for a good deal on a used Honda Accord, left with a belly full of dumplings that made me have orgasms for days."
Chinês
· São Francisco, Estados Unidos
8.3