Justin Gaudenzi

"Puptrotters let my dog die. They are negligent and should never be trusted with your animal."

"The double is almost too much, just get a single and a side of fries"

"Chicken over rice, white and hot sauces, be careful with the hot sauce, hardos will not take heed of this warning and ruin their meal/their next trip to the toilet"

"Take out specials are amazing, great Ukrainian specialties"

"Why is the medium spicier than than the hot on their buffalo wings? And why are neither actually spicy?"

"Muttonchop is epic"