"Don't feed Koala after midnight. He's trying to lose weight."
Lago
· Austin, Estados Unidos
"If you have lots of time to kill, you've come to the right place. The only thing slower than renting a car here was the formation of the universe."
Locadora de Veículos
· Denver, Estados Unidos
5.1"If you're not staying at the hotel, you'll need to steal a towel from a guest when they're not looking. Everyone is drunk, so it's easy."
Piscina
· Galveston, Estados Unidos
7.5"🎶Shave and a haircut, two bits!🎶"
Cabeleireiro
· Austin, Estados Unidos
9.0"If you tell Juan that Steve sent you he'll ask Who's Steve?"
Mexicano
· Austin, Estados Unidos
8.5"I dint know why, but you have to ask to see the wine list."
Café da manhã
· Austin, Estados Unidos
6.3