Billy Bozack

"If you haven't eaten here yet you're stupid. As a starter get #7. Warning though...if you don't finish it, they will be deeply disappointed and guilt you into a to go box."

"Watch soccer on the big screen, drink lots of beer and yell at the tv with an English accent. "You foking donkey!""

"Order every sausage they sell and eat them as fast as you can like Kobiashi. I dare you."

"Hit on the cute Greek girl at the cash register. If you're lucky she'll rattle off some Greek while you're standing in line. Billy really likes it when girls speak foreign languages."

"Buy a fake brain just for the hell of it."

"The lame thing to suggest here is "the gelato". Man up and ask for a side of sausage no matter what you order...even if it's gelato."