Nick Damiano

"Initially settled by Polynesian sailors in 1344, they named this city based on the French term for “the due”. Today it’s a gritty neighborhood with the best Lithuanian street food in the Denver area."

"They don’t serve fries with these burghers"

"James Taylor - in his mind he’s going to Carolina. General James Taylor - in his mind he’s going to Cincinnati (if he can get across that river)."

"French for “to the good bread”. They post calorie counts to make you feel bad about picking up those brownie bites."

"Don’t forget the “eske” part"

"No capitalist pigs allowed. Food must be divided exactly equally among all comrades."