Cozy and romantic. Ask for chipotles hot tub suite. It's a giant hot tub with guac and it's sweet.
There's been concern that scientists would accidentally open a portal to a time machine. This is that portal. Welcome to 1556! Prepare to make love to your great great great great great grandparent!
Naked cowboy may or may not be working for the CIA and tracking your thoughts. Elmo may or may not be tapping your phones. Abort your mission and return to your suburb
Rated #1 most haunted park east of Transylvania. Don't take your grandparents here or they'll turn in to ghosts!!!
They know how to fill their cups! Every time I order a coffee, it's filled to the top. I feel like I have Parkinson's as my coffee flys everywhere. Top notch
Service with a smile. Most polite staff you'll ever meet. Great place to take your grandma for wieners.
They were originally called "Love Shack" but were sued by the B-52's. They still have "Love Shakes" on their secret menu. It's soooooo good!
Odd fact: They were co-owned by Jeffrey Dahmer and only stopped selling meat because he couldn't keep up with the demand once in jail.
They have a secret menu! Ask them for the "Oscar Mayer McCheese." They'll act like they don't know but give they'll hook you up if you persist 4x. It's the best!!!
The Powell family of Portland is in a 150 year family feud with the Strand's in New York. 112 years ago they decided to solve their family issues by competing in a "creakiest wooden floors" contest.
