Jamie McDaniel

"Skip it. Dry, dry, dry. Tasted like yesterday's barely warmed chicken. Or just get the KFC that's connected."

"Just hire some wait staff already. It's not like I'm saving money on the food or beer prices."

"The Ouvo Ravioli has to be eaten and the bathroom smells nice. Top five best meals my mouth has experienced."

"Romeo for a massage. He was glorious."

"Dr Garcia and his staff are the best in all of the land."

"You should have a little general store to buy water and snacks at a discount so you can take them out of the lounge and to your flight. I'd like a bottle of water on the go please."