Jason McDowell

"Close your bank accounts and join a credit union."

"They always have the best deal on Clif Bars. Save further by buying a case."

"Try Dee's Sweaty Eggs."

"Try the Kool Aid. It's delicious."

"According to their sign the Pilot Travel Center has the best coffee. Try it and confirm, will ya?"

"Go in October/November. It's not busy, more peaceful, and the animals are more playful because it's not as hot as the summer. Plus you save $2 off the admission price."